Comments on: Definition http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2009/09/16/definition/ In need of a pause. Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:55:50 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: boneman http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2009/09/16/definition/comment-page-1/#comment-50401 boneman Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:02:37 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/?p=2033#comment-50401 hopefully this is the "laughing"blog I started. Sometimes it takes the edge off of reality in a way other things can't. Just in case my tracking link doesn't work, here's one of the entries. I also take suggestions for the posts. (http://hahahahahablog-boneman.blogspot.com/) My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said,.... ''I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'' So, I bought her a scale.... And then the fight started... hopefully this is the “laughing”blog I started.
Sometimes it takes the edge off of reality in a way other things can’t.
Just in case my tracking link doesn’t work, here’s one of the entries.
I also take suggestions for the posts.
(http://hahahahahablog-boneman.blogspot.com/)

My wife was hinting
about what she wanted
for our upcoming anniversary.
She said,….
”I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.”

So, I bought her a scale….

And then the fight started…

]]> By: boneman http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2009/09/16/definition/comment-page-1/#comment-50399 boneman Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:37:48 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/?p=2033#comment-50399 Yeah...I got the heads up from Jean, an absolute trooper of a point gal! Way better than my second ex-wife, that's for sure. Now, that gal was a nurse. She liked her job, too. Worked in the circumcision ward. Got to keep the tips. "Now, dang it!" I said to her when i found two boxes of the things in her closet, "gal! You got to get rid of those!" So, she took them to a taxidermist down the road a bit, and said, "Here. Make something. Anything. I'll be back in a couple of weeks," and, sure enough, she went back after two weeks and he charged her three hundred dollars and tossed a wallet on the desk. "WTF!?" she hollers, "THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A WALLET!?" He says, "yeah. And, it turns into a four piece luggage set ...when you rub it," She paid her money, and our divorce was later that year. Yeah…I got the heads up from Jean, an absolute trooper of a point gal!
Way better than my second ex-wife, that’s for sure.
Now, that gal was a nurse. She liked her job, too. Worked in the circumcision ward.
Got to keep the tips.
“Now, dang it!” I said to her when i found two boxes of the things in her closet, “gal! You got to get rid of those!”
So, she took them to a taxidermist down the road a bit, and said, “Here. Make something. Anything. I’ll be back in a couple of weeks,”
and, sure enough, she went back after two weeks and he charged her three hundred dollars and tossed a wallet on the desk.
“WTF!?” she hollers, “THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A WALLET!?”
He says, “yeah. And, it turns into a four piece luggage set …when you rub it,”

She paid her money, and our divorce was later that year.

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