Making My Own Meme
January 12th, 2009 by rsm
and a challenge to others:
Five Things You Won’t Hear Me Say
“May I see that in a floral pattern?”
“I agree with you completely, President Obama.”
“Delectable… such rich flavor… what did you say this was? Microwave Macaroni and Cheese? I MUST get some.”
“Your honor, I have learned my lesson and from now on will obey the restraining order Miss Michelle-Gellar filed.”
“I need my own chihuahua.”
I *love* microwavable macaroni and cheese! Stouffer’s…especially when the cheese around the edges gets hard in the microwave…”Delectable… such rich flavor.”
WAY too much time on your hands…
5 things you will never hear me say?
“Mmmm. Liver is tasty.”
“Would you like fries with that?” – at least not until the economy hits my profession . . .
“Cheerleaders are so cool!”
“A three-way sounds like a great idea dear.”
“My sister would never do that . . .” ummmm, long story – and she would . . . every time . . .
I’ll play:
“I’d like to buy this in pink or plaid”
“I like my meat… raw.”
“I like my men buff, dumb and stupid… the dumber and stuppider the better”
“”No really, its not you… is me…”
“No really… I mean it when I say… size doesn’t matter to me…”
I went ahead and posted mine… Happy Friday!