Little Awkward

September 28th, 2008 by rsm

FADE IN:

INT. BARRACKS ROOM – AFTERNOON

Sitting on his bed, RSM works on some basic paperwork for the next day’s training. Across from him in a chair sits Roommate, intently staring at his laptop screen, headphones on.

ROOMMATE
Dang it!

RSM
What’s up?

ROOMMATE
(pulling off his headphones)
I hate that crap.

RSM
Okay… wanna explain so I can be sure I don’t do it?

ROOMMATE
It’s this stuff… I hate it when the sound gets out of sync with the video.

RSM
Well, the quality of rips can’t be guaranteed…

ROOMMATE
Can you fix it?

RSM
Mmmaybe.

ROOMMATE
It’s just that… you know how it is. He smacks the chick’s a$$
and like 4 seconds later you hear the pop.

RSM
…

Roommate turns the laptop towards RSM without getting up. Skin flashes across the screen.

RSM
…

ROOMMATE
What?

RSM
Dude, it’s the middle of the day. I’m IN the room…

ROOMMATE
I’m not doing anything

RSM
…

ROOMMATE
You are SOOO gonna love going on deployment with me.

Posted in Military | 3 Comments »

3 Responses to “Little Awkward”

  1. on 28 Sep 2008 at 18:18   HomefrontSix

    *snort*

    Have fun with that.

  2. on 28 Sep 2008 at 22:25   Jean

    oh. yay.

    Taser?

  3. on 29 Sep 2008 at 19:51   Miss B

    buahahaha…. that is so wrong on so many levels.

    sleep facing him.

    seriously.

    ;)

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