Memo to Self:

May 21st, 2008 by rsm

Internal Monologues should remain internal.

(this being in the Army and being very direct isn’t always the best thing)

At the grocery store, walking in, headed towards me is a somewhat attractive lady in her late 30s with VERY well shaped, up for the whole world, no bra… mammalian protuberances.

“NICE new set there!”

DOH!

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11 Responses to “Memo to Self:”

  1. on 21 May 2008 at 21:04   Jean

    You did NOT say that out loud?! Did you?
    tsk.

  2. on 22 May 2008 at 22:03   Richmond

    Hey – you ARE a guy, first and foremost. It’s all good…

  3. on 23 May 2008 at 8:29   Journey

    “Large Mammalian protuberances”…. heh, I’d check the wiring on that self-edit button if I were You.

  4. on 23 May 2008 at 19:58   HomefrontSix

    Classic.

  5. on 24 May 2008 at 7:24   kelly

    But what made you think they were..new?

  6. on 24 May 2008 at 12:31   Mrs. Who

    Your still a guy, no matter what. And even if you’re not a country fan, check out Brad Paisley’s song “I’m still a guy.” It’s just the way things are.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFxYXBW6QNo

  7. on 24 May 2008 at 12:31   Mrs. Who

    “You’re” not “your”.

    I hate grammar.

  8. on 26 May 2008 at 2:01   zonker

    Wha-?! Not even a pic via your cell phone? Selfish git.

  9. on 28 May 2008 at 20:07   RedNeck

    I’m will kelly… they’re probably “previously owned”… ;)

    Mrs Who’s right there too, and by the way, so is Zonker…

    What the hell teach you in officer school? How to not take pictures of a nice pair? ;)

    Glad you’re back man. How many times you been back to that store for somethin’ you forgot?

  10. on 29 May 2008 at 20:46   Eric

    …. heh heh…. Zonker said ‘git’……

    ….. but seriously, some things just need to be said……. I am sure that after her initial horrifiedness, she was later reflecting quite appreciatively about your flattering words….

  11. on 17 Jun 2008 at 20:59   Miss B

    oh you DID not… buahahahaha

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