Since I’m now under Dr’s orders for one more day of separation from the vulnerable human population due to the current strain of whatever is turning my throat into ground beef (and we’re not talking about ground chuck or ground sirloin, but the 70% lean, sealed-in-an-opaque-plastic-tube variety. It ain’t pretty.), I have to work from home, which means a little websurfing at the same time.
Luckily these surveys are scientifically verified for accuracy. Thanks, Tammi:
|
Your Deadly Sins |
| Lust: 60% |
| Greed: 40% |
| Wrath: 40% |
| Envy: 0% |
| Gluttony: 0% |
| Pride: 0% |
| Sloth: 0% |
| Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 20% |
| You’ll die from overexertion. *wink* |
Sweet. I’ll be sure to print this out. “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Before we get bogged down with the specifics, I have some statistics I’d like to review. Do you have PowerPoint on that side?”
I’m afraid to take the test.
Hope you are feeling much better today.
True story: I have been in a confessional with a TV in it.
A TV. In a confessional.
Hope that nasty stuff you caught is almost gone by now. Hamburger throat… poor guy!
Hope that nasty stuff is finally going away… I took the test and very sadly the last thing it told me was:
“You will die while sleeping – and no one will notice.”
That sounds about right. Heh.
sorry to hear you are ill…gargle with salt water…
look who I am giving medical advice to..
*leaving a huge camel back of water for you to hydrate with*
Hope you feel better….
And I scored about the same as you on the sinful list! Ack!
i apparently ‘will die at the hands of a jealous lover. how ironic.’
40 -envy
40 -wrath
20 -pride
ha.
Man, sorry to hear ’bout your outbreak of hoof and mouth disease… really, I’m serious now. Quit lickin’ ‘tween your toes when your bored.
I didn’t score the same on that survey. Astonishing, I know. I will die in the “throws of passion – the best way to go”… Since, according to your scores, you cannot be envious, I’ll just say I know you’re lusting for the same outcome…
Feel better soon man…