Comments on: You Know You’re a Bad-ass American When… http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/ In need of a pause. Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:55:50 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: wishamc@yahoo.com http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/comment-page-1/#comment-3065 wishamc@yahoo.com Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:20:23 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/#comment-3065 <p>Add another?</p> <ol> <li>You are qualified on a crew-served weapon.</li> </ol> Add another?

  1. You are qualified on a crew-served weapon.
]]> By: thegeekbehindthecurtain http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/comment-page-1/#comment-3049 thegeekbehindthecurtain Sun, 05 Feb 2006 15:08:32 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/#comment-3049 <p>A few of my favorites...</p> <p>It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.</p> <p>Chuck Norris can divide by zero.</p> <p>When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.</p> <p>Chuck Norris puts the m's on M&Ms.</p> <p>There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.</p> <p>Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.</p> <p>Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter</p> A few of my favorites…

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris puts the m’s on M&Ms.

There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.

Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.

Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter

]]> By: amelie http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/comment-page-1/#comment-3047 amelie Sat, 04 Feb 2006 15:36:06 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/#comment-3047 <p>"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris..."</p> “Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris…”

]]> By: RSM http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/comment-page-1/#comment-3046 RSM Sat, 04 Feb 2006 14:42:35 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/#comment-3046 <p>you only have to have a few. Not all are required. Otherwise, only Chuck Norris would be a badass. These are just guideposts on the road indicating you're headed in the right direction. (I've only got 12 of the 14 but welcome other suggestions... still can't deal with the KFC/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell combo... and thank you for reading.) </p> you only have to have a few. Not all are required. Otherwise, only Chuck Norris would be a badass. These are just guideposts on the road indicating you’re headed in the right direction. (I’ve only got 12 of the 14 but welcome other suggestions… still can’t deal with the KFC/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell combo… and thank you for reading.)

]]> By: jck http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/comment-page-1/#comment-3045 jck Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:01:16 +0000 http://blog.whenthesmokeclears.us/2006/02/04/you-know-youre-a-bad-ass-american-when/#comment-3045 <p>Good stuff, but two questions:</p> <ul> <li><p>Are you a Bad-ass American? (Too new a reader to be sure if you have all 14?)</p></li> <li><p>What would you classify someone with only 7 of the 14? Typical? Sheep? (Please be merciful in your response!) </p></li> </ul> Good stuff, but two questions:

  • Are you a Bad-ass American? (Too new a reader to be sure if you have all 14?)

  • What would you classify someone with only 7 of the 14? Typical? Sheep? (Please be merciful in your response!)

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