Start the Week Right!

January 9th, 2006 by rsm

Wake up early. It’s a new week. You’re going to take it with a positive attitude. Hop out of bed, brush your teeth, put on your workout clothes. All your gear is ready for a day’s hard work once you’re done in the gym.

Up the stairs, out the door, start the Jeep to get it warmed up, toss your briefcase, gym bag, work clothes in the rear. Back in the house, to the kitchen. On the counter are the vitamins you set out last night so you wouldn’t have to think about it that early in the morning.

Look for the water bottle… oops, can’t find it. Grab the half empty bottle of club soda. Vitamins in, take a deep swig of club soda and swallow, burning as it goes down, the bubbles… wait a second… burning?

Now suddenly remember you emptied what was left of the rum into that small club soda bottle and didn’t mark it. You just started your day off at 0610 with about two shots of Bacardi. Way to go, ace.

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8 Responses to “Start the Week Right!”

  1. on 09 Jan 2006 at 12:55   rsm

    Wake up early. It’s a new week. You’re going to take it with a positive attitude. Hop out of bed, brush your teeth, put on your workout clothes. All your gear is ready for a day’s hard work once you’re done in the gym.

    Up the stairs, out the door, start the Jeep to get it warmed up, toss your briefcase, gym bag, work clothes in the rear. Back in the house, to the kitchen. On the counter are the vitamins you set out last night so you wouldn’t have to think about it that early in the morning.

    Look for the water bottle… oops, can’t find it. Grab the half empty bottle of club soda. Vitamins in, take a deep swig of club soda and swallow, burning as it goes down, the bubbles… wait a second… burning?

    Now suddenly remember you emptied what was left of the rum into that small club soda bottle and didn’t mark it. You just started your day off at 0610 with about two shots of Bacardi. Way to go, ace.

  2. on 09 Jan 2006 at 13:31   thegeekbehindthecurtain

    You know if this really does improve your day you could be on to something!

  3. on 09 Jan 2006 at 14:39   amelie

    that could make reason #942856 that i don’t like or drink soda. :P

  4. on 09 Jan 2006 at 16:15   Bou

    LOL!!!

  5. on 09 Jan 2006 at 17:56   Princess Cat

    Sounds like a decent start to the week, if you ask me… Of course – no one asks the person that rolls out of bed at 12:30 Monday afternoon…

  6. on 09 Jan 2006 at 22:21   Telebush

    Sounds like a damn fine start to the day…

  7. on 10 Jan 2006 at 10:41   Kelly

    Hey, I bet your attitude was REAL positive, hehe!

  8. on 10 Jan 2006 at 16:07   T1G

    Sooo… you DON’T want to drink that early in the morning?

    Hmmmm…

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