Memo to Faculty and Staff

November 9th, 2005 by rsm

We’ve been trying to make this easier on you, so now some instructions on decoding the complicated new wall panels:

* to turn the projector on, push the button that says “Proj On”
* to get the computer to show, push the button that says “Comp”
* to get the DVD player to show, push the button that says “DVD”
* to raise and lower the volume, use the buttons that say “Vol Up” and “Vol Down”

Now get in there and fill those kids with your PhD-level insight! Bless your hearts.

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2 Responses to “Memo to Faculty and Staff”

  1. on 17 Oct 2005 at 12:26   rsm

    If you do not plan ahead and make allowances for my possible schizophrenia, I can no longer be expected to compensate for your myriad of neuroses.

    Thank you for your time.

  2. on 09 Nov 2005 at 12:37   rsm

    We’ve been trying to make this easier on you, so now some instructions on decoding the complicated new wall panels:

    • to turn the projector on, push the button that says “Proj On”
    • to get the computer to show, push the button that says “Comp”
    • to get the DVD player to show, push the button that says “DVD”
    • to raise and lower the volume, use the buttons that say “Vol Up” and “Vol Down”

    Now get in there and fill those kids with your PhD-level insight! Bless your hearts.

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